John Mayer's Continual Quest to Make Sure He Never Dates Again

I have always been a fan of Mr. Mayer. He is an absolute genius in his ability with the guitar.When he played 'Human Nature' at Michael Jackson's memorial, I was stunned at his appreciation and understanding of musical theory. His lyrics about love are so heartfelt you know he has been through pain when dealing with love; Who hasn't?

I have defended him countless times in his understandings with love but this time, he has gone too far.

In Playboy's March issue, John Mayer rants on again about his past relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. [Playboy]

When asked about his relationship with Jessica Simpson he responds, "That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do a lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine for me."

He doesn't end there either. He goes on to describe intimate details with Simpson.

"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say." But he doesn't...

"It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f****** snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f****** snort you, I would start selling my s*** to keep f****** snorting you."

And then he feels a little remorse describing his sexual past in such detail, enough to stop his mouth from rambling on further. Mayer feels he may hurt Jennifer Aniston's feelings by detailing his emotions about another woman.

"Pardon me for interrupting. I love Jen so much that I'm now thinking about how bad I would feel if she read this and was like, "Why are you putting me in an article where you are talking about someone else? I don't want to be in your lineage of kiss-and-tell girls."

In the game of love, detailing past love affairs is a no-no. The only time you can't shut up about someone else is when you are not over them. Bringing up their name just you can hear it aloud is a tell-tale sign you are not over someone.

Luckily with Mayer's continual quest to tell the world he is not over his past love, Jennifer Aniston, no other woman will have to endure hearing about her own sexual antics broadcasted on the web.

Miley Cyrus Quits Twitter For Her Man?

Miley Cryus, Disney's child prodigy, has deleted her Twitter account because her boyfriend disapproves of her tweets.

"FYI Liam doesn't have a Twitter and he wants me to delete mine with good reason," she Twittered in one of her final posts. [UsMagazine]

With more than 1.1 million followers , fans aren't happy with her decision and have already begun pleading for her to return. In fact, "#mileycomeback" is the top trending topic on Twitter.

Would you consider deleting your Twitter, Facebook, or MySpace account for your man. I don't think so....

What would it take to help commit your lover?

I made a promise to myself that I wouldn't speak of this couple again but I'm breaking it today. The Pratt's: what a mess... The latest saga in their relationship made me wonder how far could your lover go before you question their sanity and wonder if they might need the intervention only a mental ward can provide?

Exclusive to Access Hollywood, Spencer Pratt is in the process of legally changing his name to "King Spencer Pratt". Spencer explained the reason behind his decision to legally change his name is, “I have decided that if there is a Queen of England and Prince William, we need to have a King of America, and I have nominated myself for that title.”

Talk about coo coo!

This morning's press brought another wacky view from Mr. Pratt himself. He threatens divorce if Heidi gets pregnant. Spencer told MTV News his view on if she gets pregnant, "I told her there's a divorce or adoption," he says. "If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce."

It is seriously time for this guy to shut his mouth. How hurtful can one jacka#* be? Divorcing your wife if she gets pregnant by you?

Heidi please wake up from behind whatever cobwebs seem to be your brain and notice what this guy is doing to you. He is selfish and only thinking of himself. The world would give you a second chance but not with that thing's ring around your finger and those claws trying to rip at any second of the spotlight. He's not funny and no one is laughing.

How much would it take for you until you thought of committing your lover?

Was it all a wake up call: Chris Brown and Rihanna

I think most women have heard, "If they hit, walk away." Right? How many times has it been made apparent that if a man hits you once, he's bound to hit you again?

What happens when both parties are into abuse though?

Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for the abuse he delivered to Rihanna hours before both were slated to perform at the 2009 Grammy's in February. His sentence consists of five years probation, six months of community service to be performed in Richmond, Virginia and ordered to stay away from his former girlfriend for the next five years. He must remain 100 yards away from Rihanna at all times unless at a music industry event were these terms may be harder to follow. The judge in the case, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg, told Chris Brown that violating these terms would result in imprisonment at the state level. He will serve his sentence in his home state of Virginia.

During the trial it was made evident that these two had a turbulent relationship all along. The first incident happened three months before the February beating while the couple was traveling in Europe. During an argument, Rihanna slapped Brown; He then shoved her into a wall. The second incident occurred while visiting Rihanna's home country of Barbados. Brown allegedly broke the front and passenger side windows on a Range Rover they were driving. Neither attack was reported.

The relationship was rocky and explosive to say the least. I've witnessed friends and friend's of family members that involve themselves in these abusive relationships time and time again. It's the drama of the relationship. It keeps it from getting stale. The fights, the slamming of doors, the screams of disgust and the eventual removal of one from the situation only allows for a 'wonderful reunion.'

Was this a wake up call for them both? If allowed to go on behind closed doors, would these two have eventually decided to separate or do you believe one would have wound up more severely hurt or dead?

If You Could Go Back, What's One Thing You Would Change In Matters of Love?

I thought we could have a little fun today. I'm really tired writing about some of the "so-called" celebrities that keep popping up in the news for doing absolutely nothing. Spencer and Heidi Pratt for one, She Teases She Has More to "Reveal." Shoot me now, would you? Kim Kardashian is another, Kim Hangs With Kourtney's Baby Daddy. What about the Gosselins? Fight Breaks Out, Cops Called!

After fighting a head cold for the last week and lying in the bed until I can no longer watch another episode of House Hunters, I took out my pen to think. It's hard to think when you are sick, or it is for me. Anyways, I was thinking about a time when I made a decision to do something, I should have never done. It all started with a boy. He broke my heart and dumped me because he said I was too good. I never wanted to hang out drinking or smoking with his pals. You know, things teenagers do... He would say I would rather read a book than hang out with him and his friends. He was right. I didn't want to watch him act like a fool around his buddies but be a different person when I was around. He was right about that.

I was devastated, though. After we broke up, I couldn't understand what I had done wrong. I was too good? Too good? Well, I would show him! I started stealing cigarettes from my mom and smoking them when she was at work. I would sit on the bathroom counter practicing how to light one and inhale just perfectly. It had to look right, you know. I had to look sophisticated. Soon enough, I had it down pat. I looked like I knew how to smoke and been doing it forever. It was time to show off my skills and especially to him.

He watched. He probably thought I was an idiot. I was. We never did get back together but the habit has kept. All for some dumb boy...

If you could go back in time to a point in your life when you acted on a whim in a relationship, what is the one thing you would change.

Why some men are better avoided

Would you hang out nude with your friends while married? It Seems McSteamy and His Wife Do...

Eric Dane, best known for his role as Dr. "McSteamy" on Grey's Anatomy, and his wife Rebecca Gayheart have been exposed on the web hanging around nude with their good friend, former Miss Teen USA, Kari Ann Peniche. For the twelve minute tape leaked on the web on Gawker.com Monday, the married couple could been seen intoxicated, lying around naked and hanging out in a jaccuzi tub.

"This is not a sex tape," he adds. "It's guys having fun, hanging out together. There is no sex involved in this."

At one point Gayheart exclaims she is "so high", she needs to lie down. At another time, the friends discuss their porn names."My alter-ego name is Peter," Dane replied, adding, "my dog growing up was called Cocaine, and I lived on Manor Drive, so I'm Cocaine Manor."

The tape reportedly surfaced as part of an official investigation into Peniche's alleged sex-for-hire business.

Miss Kari Ann Peniche seems to be the trouble maker in all of this. She was decrowned Miss Teen USA when she posed for Playboy. Also, she was recently treated for sex addiction on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab but was kicked off the show for entertaining inappropriate guests and for stealing from her roommate, country singer Mindy McCready.

What is your breaking point in a relationship?

Okay, we all know I have a terrible habit of a little celebrity interest. Sue me. Who doesn't love picking up a UsWeekly or a People? Who doesn't enjoy the Huffington Post or NY Post: Page Six anyone? It's part of the American right to read trash.

Even men could be held for the crime. They may enjoy it in the privacy of their own bathroom instead of flaunting the glossy pages at the beach or the pool as women do, but they read it.

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have hit the skids again? I thought this was old news. Are they not always fighting/breaking up/getting back together? It seems Samantha Ronson came home after what must have been a late night dinner with ex-Soprano actress, Drea de Matteo. The pair returned to Ronson's house at 5 a.m. An hour later, Miss. Lohan shows up banging on the front door of Ronson's home, screaming and yelling, accusing Ronson of being a "liar." To end the fight, Ronson threw a bag of Lindsay's clothes out the front door.

Thankfully, most people do not have to have their lives taped for the world to see, but how much is enough in a relationship before you reach your breaking point? Should Lindsay and Samantha call it quits and try to find a way to stay away from each other? At some point in a unhealty relationship you have to walk away in order to find your sanity, right? My breaking point with this story is now.

What is your breaking point when it comes to a relationship?

When is enough, enough in a relationship?

Top 5 Worst Times to be Dumped

Breakups are never fun but a reality. Recently Jessica Simpson was dumped by long time boyfriend, Tony Romo, the day before her 29th birthday. With a huge themed party planned, this had to be embarrassing to say the least. Today, we learn that San Antonio Spur player, Richard Jefferson, called off his wedding hours before the ceremony was to take place. Though breaking up is hard to do, there are times when it's just downright mean.

Top 5 Worst Times to be Dumped

Number 5: Christmas The presents have been bought. The tree trimmed and the eggnog served. The family is excited you are bringing home someone special and BAM!!! You're through. Instead of kissing under the mistletoe with your babe, you are crying into your pillow at night while caring less about what Santa brought you.

Number 4: Birthday Celebrating your birthday was supposed to be an exciting night of drinks and dinner with friends and your beau, but instead you find yourself single, breaking down and slobbering into your Appletini. Not a nice way to turn a year older.

Number 3: You find out you're sick: Real sick Coming home from the doctor's office with horrible news on your health's condition, your beau seems sympathetic holding you and comforting you on how it will all be alright. Afterwards you notice they have seemed distant, not returning your phone calls or making plans as much as usual. Just as you are beginning treatment on repairing your health, a phone call rocks your world. "It's not you , it's me". Nice.

Number 2: Someone close to you dies You knew your mother had been sick for awhile but the news of her death still shocks you to the core. Needing a shoulder to wail on, you call your significant other. They seem as distraught as you until when you need them the most, attending her funeral, something has come up and maybe a break is order for the relationship. Really sweet.

Number 1: At the altar Months of preparing and planning your wedding can be an exciting and stressful time but you think once this is all over, it will be back to normal in your relationship. Rings will be exchanged and a flight to the sea will be your reward in dealing with the pressures of wedding planning for the last couple of months. Dressed in your beautiful dress or tux waiting to see your loved one walking towards you, a stir in the crowd. Cold feet has claimed another couple. Awesome.